Bigfoot Lives Here

He hauled ammo in war now hogs my lazy boy chair
Bigfoot lives here
From battlefield grit to fur in the air
Bigfoot lives here tail like a flag
Sits like a king in a Mustang rag
From bombs to blankets grit to grace
He swats grenades for a five-place
He's a flashburger lean on your cuddle pack pro
Wears fluff like armor wherever he goes
If royalty barked and had no fear
Bigfoot lives here
Yeah Bigfoot lives here
Bigfoot Ranch that's the name you hear
Where legends are born and puppies appear
Raised from the ashes bred for the brave
With hearts so strong they'll ride anyway
You're not just getting a pup you're holding a piece of history
Four stood tall when the world went dark
Now their legacy lives in every bark
They lean they splash they nap and snore
But make no mistake they were made for war
He blocks the door like a velvet wall
Then struts through the kitchen like he owns it all
Steals your couch your bed your snacks
Then leans in close and never looks back
He's not just a dog he's a legend in your home
From Europe to Texas where the lion dogs roam
Snorts through fireworks never flinched
Carries calm the world can’t pinch
They don’t just cuddle they command
They don’t just play they understand
When you welcome one in it’s more than chance
You join the bloodline of giants
You don't just get a pup you hold a piece of history
You don't just get a dog you welcome a legend into your home
You don't just find a friend you join the bloodline of giants
Let the world spin
Let the skeptics sneer
They've never met the giants
Bigfoot lives here